Harry Potter Funny Comments!

Thought anybody who loves Harry Potter as much as I do would want to read these!

Funny one-liners
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Harry/Ron: "Death's got an invisibility cloak?"
"So he can sneak up on people. He gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking."


Harry: "If you're not in Gryffindor we'll disinherit you, but no pressure."

Fred: "You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."

Ron: "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

Luna: "I enjoyed the D.A. meetings, too," said Luna serenely. "It was like having friends."

Funny conversations from the fifth and sixth books
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Snape and Harry (Half-Blood Prince)

Snape: "Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
Harry: "Yes," said Harry stiffly.
Snape: "Yes, sir."
Harry: "There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

Ron and Harry (Half-Blood Prince)

Ron: "An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure?"
Harry: "Yes I’m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?"
Ron: "Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow..."
Harry: "I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough."

Mr. Weasley and Harry (Half-Blood Prince)

Harry: "When we were in Diagon Alley," Harry began, but Mr. Weasley forstalled him with a grimace.
Mr. Weasley: "Am I about to discover where you, Ron, and Hermione disappeared to while you were supposed to be in the back room of Fred and George's shop?"
Harry: "How did you...?"
Mr. Weasley: "Harry, please. You're talking to the man who raised Fred and George."

Harry, Ron, and Moaning Myrtle (Half-Blood Prince)

Harry: "There's a boy been in here crying?" asked Harry curiously. "A young boy?"
Moaning Myrtle: "Never you mind," said Myrtle, her small, leaky eyes fixed on Ron, who was now definitely grinning. "I promised I wouldn't tell anyone, and I take his secret to the-"
Ron: "-not to the grave, surely?" snorted Ron. "The sewers maybe..."

Snape and Harry (Half-Blood Prince)

Harry: "Er-well-ghosts are transparent-" he said
Snape: "Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent."

Harry and Ron (Half-Blood Prince)

Dangling from the chain in large gold letters were the words: MY SWEETHEART.
Harry: "Nice," he said. "Classy. You should definitely wear it in front of Fred and George."
Ron: "If you tell them," said Ron, shoving the necklace out of sight and under his pillow, "I -- I -- I'll --"
Harry: "Stutter at me?" said Harry, grinning.

James and Sirius (Order of the Phoenix)

James: "How'd the exam go, Snivelly?" said James.
Sirius: "I was watching him, his nose was touching the parchment," said Sirius viciously. "There'll be great grease marks all over it, they won't be able to read a word."

James, Sirius, and Lupin (Order of the Phoenix)

Sirius: "Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.
Lupin: "Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "'Give five signs that identify the werewolf.' Excellent question."
James: "D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
Lupin: "Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin..."

Mrs. Weasley and George (Order of the Phoenix)

Mrs. Weasley: "I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
George: "What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.

Uncle Vernon and Harry (Order of the Phoenix)

His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
Uncle Vernon: "Listening to the news! Again?"
Harry: "Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.




***These our from the fifth and sixth books only because I thought they were the funniest, and I just completely don't have the time to go through all of them. Forgive me?